- Paul Kendall
Egyptian/Israeli conflict
Sorry I've been awry in my postings but, apparently, I have been causing problems in the Middle East. My, Egyptian based Kotobee Author software has been refusing to speak to my, Israeli based Wix website. Without the help of US fighter jets, I have now peacefully resolved the matter.
As a reward, and in recognition of my diplomatic skills, I am to be treated to a bacon butty, served by a king, later in the week.